Total Medals Earned: 1,492 (From 235 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,670 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-down
Unlock health power-up
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
Unlock speed power-up
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 5/6 (95/195 points)
mushroom gathered 50 coins
mushroom passed 5 levels
mushroom gathered 100 coins
mushroom gathered 200 coins
mushroom gathered 500 coins
mushroom gathered 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 8/11 (175/375 points)
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 11/13 (245/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 3/8 (200/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game